Hindi Jokes

Boy's Dialogue: Bus, train aur ladki, ek
jati hai to dusri aa jati hai...
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Now Girls Dialogue: Rickshaw, taxi
aur ladke, ek ko bulao, 4 chale aata
hainn
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Boy sends friend request to Girl on
Facebook :-.
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Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
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Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....
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Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?..
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Boy : Mohhabat
tumhari .....
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Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ......
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Boy :- Kismat hamari .....
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Girl :- Married hoon main.......
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Boy: To Relationship Status single se hata Manhoos Naari..
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Ek To Ladkiya Ese Hi Nahi Pat-ti
Upar Se Savdhaan India Wale
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Ese Dikhaate Hai Jese Hm Paida Hi
Apradh Karne Ke Liye
Hote Hai..
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Japani couple Suhagraat me.
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baat karte huwe:
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Husband: Sutaki .
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Wife: Kowanini .
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Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako . . . .
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Wife ghutney taik k boli: Mimi yoa
nakodinda tinkuji . .
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Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim
kouji. . .
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Logon ka shauk toh dekho..
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Samaj kuch nahi aah raha bus.
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suhagrat ka word aaya or..
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poora joke padh dala...!!!.
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Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha...
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BIMAARI In Bollywood Style..
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1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER.

2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART
ATTACK

3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai=
ACIDITY.

4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu=
MOTIYABIND.

5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya
Kahna= MEMORY LOSS.

6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole= MIRGI.

7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= tongue emoticon pacman emoticon
LOOSEMOTION.!

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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" 

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Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!

Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!

Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal jaate hai..!!

Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai..!!

Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta hai..!!

Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna,
pal mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte tak kho jate hai..!!

Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!!

Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana Diya.....!

Unlimited Funny Jokes & Shayeris
Accha Laga toh Like Saroor Kkarna.

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TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha:
Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?
Zakhmi gusse me:
Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.

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Dog & Mosquito were in Love.

mosquito kissed the dog.

Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito.

Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue

MORAL - LOVE is DANGEROUS.

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Agar Aap Fight Kar K Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To
Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction

Ur dad: chal chor, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
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Ur mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya.....??

Ur Lover: kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit k Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

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But Friend says.
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Gaadi Nikaal Saaale ko ghar se nikal ke marenge chal.. :@

Friends always Rocks..

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Sleeping Is So Hard When You Have A Good Internet Connection Or When You're In Love

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How true is this....................

When BHAKTI enters FOOD,
FOOD becomes PRASAD,

When BHAKTI enters HUNGER,
HUNGER becomes a FAST,

When BHAKTI enters WATER,
WATER becomes CHARANAMRIT,

When BHAKTI enters TRAVEL,
TRAVEL becomes a PILGRIMAGE,

When BHAKTI enters MUSIC,
MUSIC becomes KIRTAN,

When BHAKTI enters a HOUSE,
HOUSE becomes a TEMPLE,

When BHAKTI enters ACTIONS,
ACTIONS become SERVICES,

When BHAKTI enters in WORK,
WORK becomes KARMA,

AND

When BHAKTI enters a MAN,

MAN becomes HUMAN

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A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospital) with Wife, Kids
and Nurse beside him.

Man to Eldest son :
You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.

To daughter :
You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.

To youngest son :
You are my youngest and most dearest and I
want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.

To wife :
Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.

Nurse quite impressed - To wife :
Wow...You are lucky to have such a
husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.

Wife: What properties, what rich ...
Doodhwala hai ..
he's distributing our responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning.
hahahahahaha

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If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself A Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream

Choclates

Candy

Cake

Why?

Because

STRESSED backwards spelling

DESSERTS ...enjoy

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'When people say...'You have changed now'...It just means you have stopped living life their way...but don't worry about others.

Its your LIFE, Live as you want to LIVE. Only try to Keep that person HAPPY...whom you see Everyday in the MIRROR.

Never ever think 'You r not like others'.....Make others think that..'Why They r not like you'....

Keep Smiling...ALWAYS'

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Dear Girls ,

Dieting Se Kuch Nahi Hoga Jab Tak Bhav
Khana Band Nahi Karogi colonthree emoticon

Sincerely,
Boys

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Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fcuk off!

Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!

Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...

Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.

Girl: Behen De Takke=D =))

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Who is a true Music Lover?

A: A Girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a Boy near d keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

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I appreciate these below lines

- Don’t marry for sex.
- Don’t marry because you are of age
- Don’t marry because you are getting old
- Don’t marry because you are lonely
- Don’t marry because you need someone to support you financially
- Don’t marry because you mistakenly got pregnant
- Don’t marry because you don’t want to lose the person
- Don’t marry because of family pressures
- Don’t marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see
- Don’t marry because all your friends are getting married.

He concludes his relationship advice by saying, ‘But get married because you are in love, get married cos he or she is your best friend and when that love is no more, he or she can still make u smile…

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Daughters are like music in the house..

When she speaks,
Speaks withobut a break..
& everyone says,
"chup bhi kar jao"

When she is silent,
mother says,
"tabiyat theek hai na"

Father says,
"aaj ghar mein khamoshi kyun hai"

Bhai says,
"naraaz ho kya"

and when she is married, all says,
"aisa lagta hai is ghar ki raunak hi chali gai"

She is the real non stop music..

Dedicated to emotional, cute, pretty, sweet & sincere girls

That's Me..
That's You..
That's a Girl..

=Proud
=To
=be
=a
=Girl
kyu k sari ronaq hami se to hai!
Woman has the most unique character like salt
Her presence is never remembered...but
Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!
Pass it to your lovely sisters and friends

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Petrol pump se
21 KM door

1 Fauji truck ka petrol khtm ho gya

Pathan driver ne Major SAHAB ko bataya k pump tak dhakka lgana parega
Sb nichy utry

or

Dhakka Lgana shuru kia
kafi der bad

Petrol pmp pr pohnch gaey
kuch jawan bilkul nidhal ho gaey
Kuch to behosh b ho gaey

Pathan ne petrol dalwana shuru kia
to
Major SAHAB ne kaha
k
Pichay jo drum hy
Us me b dalwa Lo

Pathan:
Sir
Wo to full hy
Emergency k liay rakha hua hy...!!!

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Too touchy,
Kamine dost..!!

1st Frnd-- Me aisa kya karu k teri shadi ke baad, Teri wife ko cinema lekar jaun or Tu naaraz bhi na ho,,,
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2nd Frnd-- Meri shaadi apni behen se karva de..
Phir tu Gale me haath dalke bhi cinema dekh, Me naaraz nahi hounga..!!

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3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...

Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo

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1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use
Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??
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kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam
tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo.
Jab kutte ki mout
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To kutta mar jata he..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye.
Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..
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Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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Boy: Uncle theek hu,
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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose

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