Hindi Jokes

Boy's Dialogue: Bus, train aur ladki, ek
jati hai to dusri aa jati hai...
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Now Girls Dialogue: Rickshaw, taxi
aur ladke, ek ko bulao, 4 chale aata
hainn
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Boy sends friend request to Girl on
Facebook :-.
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Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
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Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....
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Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?..
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Boy : Mohhabat
tumhari .....
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Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ......
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Boy :- Kismat hamari .....
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Girl :- Married hoon main.......
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Boy: To Relationship Status single se hata Manhoos Naari..
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Ek To Ladkiya Ese Hi Nahi Pat-ti
Upar Se Savdhaan India Wale
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Ese Dikhaate Hai Jese Hm Paida Hi
Apradh Karne Ke Liye
Hote Hai..
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Japani couple Suhagraat me.
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baat karte huwe:
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Husband: Sutaki .
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Wife: Kowanini .
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Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako . . . .
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Wife ghutney taik k boli: Mimi yoa
nakodinda tinkuji . .
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Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim
kouji. . .
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Logon ka shauk toh dekho..
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Samaj kuch nahi aah raha bus.
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suhagrat ka word aaya or..
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poora joke padh dala...!!!.
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Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha...
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BIMAARI In Bollywood Style..
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1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER.

2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART
ATTACK

3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai=
ACIDITY.

4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu=
MOTIYABIND.

5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya
Kahna= MEMORY LOSS.

6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole= MIRGI.

7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= tongue emoticon pacman emoticon
LOOSEMOTION.!

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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" 

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Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!

Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!

Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal jaate hai..!!

Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai..!!

Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta hai..!!

Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna,
pal mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte tak kho jate hai..!!

Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!!

Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana Diya.....!

Unlimited Funny Jokes & Shayeris
Accha Laga toh Like Saroor Kkarna.

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TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha:
Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?
Zakhmi gusse me:
Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.

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Dog & Mosquito were in Love.

mosquito kissed the dog.

Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito.

Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue

MORAL - LOVE is DANGEROUS.

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Agar Aap Fight Kar K Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To
Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction

Ur dad: chal chor, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
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Ur mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya.....??

Ur Lover: kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit k Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

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But Friend says.
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Gaadi Nikaal Saaale ko ghar se nikal ke marenge chal.. :@

Friends always Rocks..

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Sleeping Is So Hard When You Have A Good Internet Connection Or When You're In Love

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Source- JoKeS KiNg