Jokes & Trolls

1.Trolls

>So You Said(African Man)

>Manmohan Singh & Sonia Gandhi(Funny Pic)

>IPL Meme(Godfather Baby)

>Jaswinder Bhalla Punjabi Troll(Song-Sweater by Arsh Benipal)

2.Jokes

>Principal Ki Ladki

Ek ladka school der se jata hai
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Principal :"Late kyo hue ???
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Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the
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Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir
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par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na...

>Chalaak Baap

BAAP: Me tmhari shadi apni mrzi
se kronga.
BETA: No
BAAP: Larki Modi ki beti hy
BETA: Phr Thek hy
Baap Modi k pas gaya
BAAP: Mein tmhari beti ko bahu
bnana chahta hun
Modi : no
BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka
CEO hai
Modi: Phr Thek hai
Baap world bank k president k pas
jata hai
BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO
bna do
Presidnt: No
BAAP: Wo Modi ka damad hai
Presidnt: Phr Thek ha!
YE HA SIYASAT
Nokri b mli or chokri bhi

>Beizat Ho Gya

She blushed. I blushed. She smiled at me. I smiled at her.
She laughed. I laughed.

She walked towards me "Zip khula hai saale band kar"

>Studies Sucks

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart...
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love..
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's... Point To Be Noted.. .

>Chori Pakdi Gayi

Wife Calls hubby....
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Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?.
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Hubby: Office Mein Hoon,
Bohat Busy Hoon aur
Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? .
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Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche
Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu
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Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K
Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi hai. .

>Facebook Problem

Dear fb girls Apse se ek request hai
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Apni ID and PASSWORD apne bf
ko nahi bataya karo
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wo hum shareef baccho ke msgs padhkar..
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hume BLOCK kar dete hai..
AGREE BOYS ? 

>Verma Shocks

Sharma: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon,
woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
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Verma: Kaise?
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Sahrma: Maine kaha I Love You
To woh boli "Maine kal hi Nayi
Sandal kharidi Hain..

>Awesome Judge

Judge: tumhari aakhiri wish...!!!
Mujrim:
aapki beti se shadi,
Iphone 6,
5 caror rupye,
Usa ka visa,
2 saal ka honeymoon,
6-7 bachche jo aapko nana nana
kahein aur mujhe papa,
aur main un sab ki shadi karwa du,
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uske baad aap jo faisla do mujhe
manzoor hoga...!!!
Judge: Hahahaha
Meri koi beti hi nahi.....
Taango kamine ko..!

>Crazy Bhootni

Ek Bhootni Haircut Karane Gayi Insaan Ke Bhesh Me
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Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hoon!

Aisa Kya Kaha Bhootni Ne K Barber Behosh Ho Gya???
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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Rahi Hoon, Step cut kar Dena Baad Mein Le Jaungie

>Bhikahari rocks Girl shocks

Bhikari - 1 Rupaye de Do..
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Girl - Sharam nahi aati itne Smart, Khubsurat Handsome, Nojawaan hoke Bheek Mangte ho..
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Bhikari shocked & face pe badi si smile lake bolta hai - Achha Darling Phir 1 Chumma hi de do

>Maa Se Chappal Khani Padi

Maa - Apna room saaf karo.
*Me - Ni karunga unsure emoticon
Maa - kyu??
*Me - Mera room meri choice
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Flying Chappal Attack From Maa

>Smart Phones Not so Smart

Phone kitne bhi smart ho jayein,kuch log apna bluetooth name "Virus Found!!" rakhna nhi chhorenge

>Selfie

How I ruin my selfies ?
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By being in them

>Tum Laut Ayo Trisha(Life OK Thriller Series)

He: hey what's your name?

She: Trisha

He: oh to tum laut aayi aakhir.. pacman emoticon

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>WTF

Dad joined facebook.
Kid`s status update: "Dad on FB, wtf!"
Dad commented, "What is wtf?"
Kid replied him, "Welcome to Facebook!"

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>True Story

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Aasmaan bhi ro padaa
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Jab Larkion kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gumho gayi

Source:Jokes King

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